The End.

This is the end. Today, forever, for eternity. In case you don't believe what I am saying, have a look outside. There is a dead dog in front of your house. It was killed by aliens. These Aliens have Laserguns, and they'll kill each and everyone on this planet, starting with the dogs (they don't like dogs very much).

So don't save your dog, save yourself! The only thing you can do is the following: Send me 10 Dollars (or whatever other currency), and I will talk to them. Since they've known me for years, they might just kill all the dogs and then leave us alone.